This page is a directory. Everything linked below covers how ordering, paying and delivery actually work here — what a card costs, how long it takes, what turns up in the post, and what happens if something goes wrong. It exists so you can find those answers without hunting through the shop.
Some of it will go out of date. Prices, delivery times and payment options change, and a page can sit here saying something that was true last month. The order form is what governs your order: whatever it shows at the moment you pay is the price and the option you are actually buying. If anything below contradicts it, the form wins.
Nothing on these pages is legal advice. Our cards are novelty items and we say so plainly on the legal notice; what you may lawfully do with one is a separate question, covered in Fake Identity Documents and UK Law. If you need certainty about your own situation, ask a solicitor, not a card printer. Still stuck? Contact us and a person will answer.
Prices & Discounts
First card £20–€40. Each additional card £5. Optional UV ink upgrade £5 per card.
How to Order
Choose a card, upload your photo and details, then complete payment by card or crypto.
Special Offers
Group-buy discounts on novelty cards. Additional cards from £5 when ordered at the same time.
Pay with Crypto
Bitcoin, Ethereum and 2,000+ other cryptocurrencies accepted. Full walkthrough provided.
Payment Methods
All major debit and credit cards accepted alongside crypto. Cash and cheques are not accepted.
Delivery Information
5 days to the UK, 7 to Europe, 7–15 worldwide. Discreet packaging, free shipping on every order.
Track Your Order
View your order status and edit card details at any time before printing begins.
Custom Card Designs
Bespoke identity card printing is available in select cases. Get in touch with your artwork and specs.
FAQ
Covers ordering, payment, delivery, legal compliance and card quality in detail.